How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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