garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
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I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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