East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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