is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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