Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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