: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
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the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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