Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
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