My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
If you need anything just hit me up
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
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I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?