Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
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So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager