listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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