Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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