I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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