I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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