Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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