I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
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BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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