She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
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what are you doing with your life
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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