Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
And then he peed in my hair
I see more hoeing in ur future
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