so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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