Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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