I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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