we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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