I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
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