Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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