i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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