Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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