Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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