PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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