But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
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I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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