he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
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Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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