I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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