How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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