a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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