Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
