Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
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