Those balls look pretty dangerous.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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