do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
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my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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