He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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