Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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