why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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