I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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