she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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