Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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