Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
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a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
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Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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