You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
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I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I woke up under a house in Key West
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