Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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