new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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