Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Well I just put wine in my tea
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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