I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
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He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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