I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
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Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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