found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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