its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
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I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize