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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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