i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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