the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
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she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
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We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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