Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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