Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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