i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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