So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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