We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
