mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
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Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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