69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
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His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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