I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
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I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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