I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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