were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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