In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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